Ithellam oru pozhappu...

Ulaga thamizharkaluku en muthal vanakkangal…

Actually speaking I am very much new to this blogspace / blog industry / blogging or however you wish to call it… may be a max of 4 to 5 months since I started reading blogs and listening to pod casts. Enaku konjam porumai kamminga, vera ethuvum illa… 15 mins mela oru edathula irukrathu kashtam… I’d rather prefer to move around and do some multifarious tasks at a time… one more thing... My blog would be in simple English only and mostly in tanglish… romba hi-fi English ellam use panna matten… that’s because I don’t know that part of the language… I have now decided to improve on my language skills… ethachum sor kutram illa porul kutram iruntha thayavu senju sutti kaatunga…eppadiyum ithuku oru kootam alayathu nu enaku theryum.. That’s because naanum antha sangatha sernthavan than… ithuvum oru pozhappu.. cha cha… but I always welcome criticism… oru celeb vazhkaila ithella sagajamappa…

Ok… I don’t want to bore you further. Let’s get to business right away. The topic I’ve chosen is of course very old and already many bloggers would have ripped it like anything… but I thought it will be okay for a good start in writing… its been in my mind for a long time to write about this… but after I saw something yesterday in my gym, I became so desperate to write about it immediately… ok… enough of pulling the gum longer… the topic I have chosen is “kadalai”… unga ellarkum ithu pathi therinju irukum… athanga groundnut frying…

Basic definition of this activity according to me is that, “two highly ‘so called’ intellectual idiots, obviously of the opposite sexes, talking about some stuff (actually bullshit), for actually quite long hours, which is of not any worth or use for any of them”. Enna da ithellam oru pozhappa nu ketta, enna bathil vanthuchu theriyuma??? Oruthara pathi oruthar therinjukarangalam… enna kandravi da ithu… seri ok… therinjundu nee enna panna pora nu kaeta, they tell that its “JLT”... ithu enna da puthusa etho solranga nu partha, ‘Just Like That” am… Ayyo… enna koduma sa******n ithu nu kathanum pola ayiduchu…

Typically how this would start is, there will be two friends, a guy and a gal obviously for these kinds of matters, and they would have actually been friends for long time. There comes another guy, a friend of guy #1. He will introduce his friend to her. Pavam, he doesn’t know that he has invited his own villain to his party himself. Intha mathiri chance kadaicha than namma pasanga poonthu vilayaduvangale… illa na evanunga enga dhayiryama poi oru ponnu kitta pesa poranga… evalachum avala vanthu pesinathan undu... athukum nooru thadavai yosipanuga bathil solla… ennamo ivan sothai (fortune) ezhuthi kekura mathiri… maximum time enna nu ketruppa…

Ok, I think I have digressed a bit from the topic. The incident that happened yesterday was actually like the one I have told above. That guy #1 had introduced her to his friend and left. I was actually on the cycling machine and 2 more were free beside me. Ithunga rendum vanthuchunga. Actually I thought both of them were friends by looking at the gestures when they were approaching the machines. Athunga pesura volume level ku naama atha ottu ketkanum nu avasiyame illa… ellam thaana namma kaathula vanthu vizhum. Ok. From here I’ll write it in a conversation type, with my comments in brackets.

Gal: so you know him for a long time or only after joining the gym (intro koduthavan pathi)
Guy: no no no… I know him only after joining the gym (oru kevalamana smile, ennamo avana romba naal pazhakam nu sollita ivana pathi thappoa nenachupangalo nu… ennanga da dei)

Gal: so… what do you??? Helping father in his business??? (intha kaalathu ponnunga ellam romba usharunga, bank karan background verification panrano illayo for even a billion rupees loan, ivalunga nalla panniduvalunga… girls pls don’t get offensive on this, I’m trying to eulogize you)
Guy: no I don’t help him in his business

Gal: (she giggle pathetically for this and asks again) actually what you do??
Guy: (oru Peter englishla) you know SAP… S…A…P, I do that, morning computer class, then……….. I will at home…. Go to friends place… (vettya irukanam…atha directa solla vendiyathu thane)

Gal: (ithukum oru kevalama smile… koduma da sami) so you have any brothers, sisters…
Guy: ya, one sis, married, in the US…

Gal: oh..wow…that’s nice…. So you pamper her when she comes here???
Guy: ya… very much… whenever I need money I call her and she sends me... (Ithu thanga irukrathuleye kandravi…. Manam ketta pozahappu nu solluvangale)

Gal: you are so mean... (Still that dirty smiling continues)
Guy: (same dirty smile…)

Ipadiye konja neram pesitu she gets up and goes, ivan innum sirichundu irukkan, ethuku nu theriyala…Pothum da sami… gimme a break… thank god, my 15 minute cycling got over and fled that place immediately.

I don’t know why guys become very subservient when doing this activity (frying). They always try to impress them by talking all bullshit that makes her smile. Why don’t you guys talk something sensible even if it doesn’t make her laugh? And I also don’t know from where that dirty smile or laugh come from. It’s worse than a colgate ad smile. But, I still do agree to one of my friend’s quote that you can talk intellect with girls, but still there should be some sort of a sense (girls, once again no stones one me, there are always exceptions to rules). You just keep talking whatever comes to your mouth. Mavane, just think before you talk. You never know that you are digging your own grave right under you. I really don’t know if I will get answers for all these questions in this birth. If you guys are proper, then why geniuses like Shankar take stupid movies like “Boys”. I really felt too small when I saw the first half hour or so of that movie. Is that not a degradation of your self?

Come on, its time to grow up. We no longer live in a deprived society that we always are eager to or waiting for an opportunity to go and talk to and impress the opposite sex (girls… I mean here). If you are proper, then you don’t have to do the homework to talk to her. She will have to indeed.

I think this is enough for my first blabber. Comments and criticisms much awaited.

Still more to come…